Pilot

"My name is Cisco 10, and I am the best man alive. When I was working with the Flash, i saw failure. Then i murdered The Flash by stabbing him in the throat 2569420 times, in which counting that was impossible. Then Treesus made me impossible. To the outside world I'm Cisco, but secretly i'm Cisco, and i use my powers to do basically nothing. But i'll find my brother Dante and use my Ciscotrix for my own needs. I am Cisco 10!"

(Meanwhile, Cisco's house)

Mom: Cisco, you nerd! I told you not to eat all the cookies!

Cisco: But... I didn't...

(Cisco opens the cookie jar and sees them all gone. He turns around to see his brother Dante, crumbs dropping from his mouth.)

Cisco: YOU!

Dante: cisco pls.

Mom: It's obviously you Cisco, it's always you. Now go starve for a week.

Cisco: But you said that last week!

Mom: idc.

Dante: lel get rekt goober

(Cisco runs off into his room, angrily slamming the door. On his bed, he finds a weird watch named the ciscotrix.)