The Underground Rektrain

the scene begins in the call of duty: modern warfare 3 multiplayer map Downturn because activision paid us 5 bucks for that endorsement. cisco for some reason is naked but since btff has strict rules about that he has a big censorbar covering his whole body except his face and harisoon wels is drinking coca cola zero

zombies start to come in for no reason when cisco turns into Mist and shoots gas acid all over the zombies

harisoon: lets get underground!!!!!?!!!!!

ciaco: underground!!!!!!!??????!!!!!!! over here?!

haris: uhhhh yeah (throws the planet mars at zombiesc)

mist-co: is this a good idea?

harisoon: um.. sure costco

mist and harisoon pick up a Machinepistole 40 for no reason and start shooting the zombies

costco: we are literally funneling them in

suddenly a fat dante runs in with a flamethrower

cotco: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!!!!!! (ikea lolz; fat dante shoots his flamethrower) WHOAAAA HE'S GOT A FLAMETHROWER

zombies come from all angles

aharison: bad move, BAD MOVE

costco: WHY DO I LISTEN TO U ;(

harisoon: because im not harisoon im actually harry wells hahahhahahahahhahahhahahHAHAHAHHahlmaolollallelrofllawl

harisoon kills the sun and teleports away

ok back to earth-1 because lame
Barry ZOOMED (get it?) to town and picked up Cisco but Cisco realized that he was dreaming and yeah.

Harry: Costco wtf Costco stop.

Cisco: Ummmmmmmm!?! Where did Treyarch go?

Harry: idk

Cisco: ugh u know what I hate you get out.

Harry: ok same (leaves)

Cisco: alright dante come out come out wherever you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

W00000000000000000OOOSH Dante came out indeed and blasted Cisco into a Donald Trump billboard and then Cisco fell like an idiot and stopped in the air.

Cisco: imma go THE FLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSH!

Dante: no

Barry: no

Harry: NO

ZeVikingSif: ELABORATE.

Kisscoh woke up inn an underground railway system and decided to stop the weed cuz it was 3 much 5 him 2 handle like damn.

Cisco: oh so thats what Vertigo sells.

El Mayo: Noice.

Cisco looked at Harry who was eating s00p.

Harry: s00p canister

He put on his MLG shades, got a bag of DORRRRITOSSSS, mountain dew, and his quikskop sniper, and cissco said ew.

Harry: ur mean and im done now k bye

Cisco: noooo wait I need ur help with dante still pls

Dante: LOL no he doesnt youre so weak

Cisco: see!!!!!?!!!!

Because Sif doesnt know wtf is going on, we are legit going to skip ahead like maybe 10 minutes.

costco is hiding in a bunker with harry soon

Harry soon: hey sisko (pandering 4 street 2k16) i have a new ally

costco: Who?

soon Harry: well at an attempt at being funny, one of the writers of this show created this character named Argiris which was supposed to be a mix of Argit and Iris but no one used it, so now we're using it in the last 3 episodes.

cisco: wha

harrison wells: okay here's Argiris

Argiris teleports in with pooldead

Argiris: whats up

cisco suddenly has hearts for eyes like those dumb animes

cisco: so we gonna sleep together or wat

argiris: sure, for 500 bucks an hour you can buy my love

harrison: isnt that--

Barry Allen: Okay because of censorship rules on BTFF, we aren't allowed to go any further. We shall resume with the program.